Paprika-porn!

January 6th, 2008

Since my website comes in all those amazingly porn-related searches that I mentioned a few weeks ago, I thought I’d give the audience what they demand, so here is some vegetable porn….paprika-porn, to be precise This thing popped up from a paprika at the breakfast the other day and my dad and I wanted to show it to everyone because we’re easily amused, but my mom put it in a stew.

Paprika porn
Some amazing paprika-porn: right here, right now, only on squirrelism.net!

In the end, she was the one who came across it at the dinner table and she was screaming at dad to get it out of her plate, because she didn’t want to eat paprika testicles and a paprika penis. There you go, all the porn lovers who come to this site must be delighted now.

Don’t you just LOVE nature?

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11 Responses to “Paprika-porn!”

  1. Michael on January 6, 2008 8:48 pm

    Oh my… I’m speechless. :lol:

  2. Ivy on January 7, 2008 5:40 am

    those are some huge paprika-testicles. :P

  3. Michael on January 7, 2008 5:54 am

    Get your mind out of the gutter! :P

  4. FruityOaty on January 8, 2008 1:01 am

    Hey Iva! Merry Christmas! ;)

    Wow, that’s awesome! I found a human-looking face on a deformed plum once… but your paprika-testicles trumps that. :p

    I also get a lot of traffic from people looking for kinky stuff… The strangest search engine referral was “toe sex”. Bizarre. Sorry to disappoint them, but I didn’t write any such thing, hehe.

  5. FruityOaty on January 8, 2008 1:02 am

    Oh… technically, it’s the 7th here in Canada. 8th over there… OK, forgot the time difference.

  6. Mira Buva on January 8, 2008 2:17 am

    Hmmm… It does not look like testicles & penis at all, does it? Actually, I see a smiley face.

    There must be something wrong with me. :(

  7. Sigg3 on January 10, 2008 12:48 am

    I have a tree on my way to work that looks like a gaping vagina (medical term, I’m not trying to be vulgar).

    Of course, that’s just like a psychological ink test. I guess it would look like a teddy bear to innocent miss Buva here.

  8. Sigg3 on January 10, 2008 12:13 pm

    Also, I get an error message when posting comments.

  9. Mira Buva on January 10, 2008 5:10 pm

    Actually, Sigg, I’m Madame Buva.

  10. Sigg3 on January 11, 2008 3:43 pm

    I withdraw all comments describing you as anything innocent, MB. Especially since you publicly embraced anal sex in a PS.

    Bam! :D

  11. afef on January 12, 2008 1:06 am

    Oh god that made me laugh so hard! Good one! xD

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