Heathen frog bought a road, like buttered fries!

February 15th, 2008

No, I’m definitely not on drugs. I perfectly know what I wrote. 15th February is a public holiday in this country and, for the following reasons, I declare it invalid:

  1. I have no idea what the area of this country is. It’s OK, no one knows.
  2. I have no idea what the population of this country is. It’s OK, no one knows.
  3. I have no idea how big this country will be in one week. It’s OK, no one knows.

So, therefore I pronounce 15th February to be…the world’s anual misheard lyrics day! And, this was inspired by Mira’s neverending search for mozzarella butterflies.

The first song to research in this action would be Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit. Ever since the days Weird Al Yanković realised that it’s hard to bargle nawdl zouss with all those marbles in my mouth, there have been multiple variations to the theme. Us people from Balkans tend to think that second to last a denial in the song is actually ‘ladim jaja which would literally mean I’m cooling down my balls. However, whoever did this had much more on their mind than just that one harmless misunderstood line:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI]

If you’re up for some evil gnomes, if you want to know why the jelly can’t kick its other father, then…continue reading.

Here’s the misheard Give It Away by RHCP:
[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HSur8JJ2wY]

…and here’s Tell Me Baby as well. The beginning kinda distracted me, so I had to skip it the second time I looked at it, in order not to think of …bees and flowers. (And I didn’t say that, OK?)
[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3DIhpO9Dk]

And, here’s the absolute champion of misheard songs…Even Flow (Heathen Frog? Even Faux? Eden Throw?)

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNINw1wNdno]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ooJ86AF2I]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIHojjGrm6A]

That’s it, I’m going to play Sven now. I already explained why. Hope you had as much fun as I did watching this :)

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15 Responses to “Heathen frog bought a road, like buttered fries!”

  1. Mira Buva on February 15, 2008 8:15 pm

    Great, but where’s my little gnome? And mozzarella butterflies???

  2. FruityOaty on February 15, 2008 11:46 pm

    Thanks for sharing… the Nirvana one was the funniest silly video I’ve seen all week. “Help the stupid”, lol.

  3. Belinda on February 16, 2008 2:41 am

    haha I dont think anyone has knowledge of their country.

  4. Sarah Harris on February 16, 2008 10:50 am

    oh these are so funny!!!

  5. Flo on February 16, 2008 10:52 am

    that was me ^

    oh Iva - guess what my lovely new bloke bought me for Valentines? You will be proud of him.

    Virtually the whole contents (by the looks of it) of his local Lush shop :)

    I told him I was pals with their Serbian webmaster, he was most impressed :D

    take care

  6. Ivy on February 18, 2008 7:48 pm

    Well, technically if you live in the capital the holiday should be valid. I wouldn’t know about the outskirts thought… o.O

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The videos are hilarious! “Her sauce smells!”

  7. Mira Buva on February 18, 2008 8:43 pm

    “In doom of brooms that glow,
    Jeremy smoked his last today”

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cDUHLAJJ4&feature=related

  8. Sara on February 18, 2008 11:49 pm

    HAHAHA! LOL

  9. Sigg3 on February 18, 2008 11:54 pm

    Some of them actually made me LOL:D

    “Everybody’s looking for a silly gibbon” and “Jumping koalas on the microphone”. I’ve yet to check out the Even Flow interpretations.. first, I’ll go outside with my broom and smoke my last.

  10. Sigg3 on February 19, 2008 12:09 am

    “Feelings
    understands the weather
    when the weathers on its way”

    That’s brilliant! :D

  11. Holly on February 19, 2008 5:34 pm

    That’s hilarious!

  12. Fran on February 22, 2008 7:49 pm

    I nearly pissed myself laughing!!! :P

  13. Dona on February 24, 2008 11:05 pm

    Legendarno XDDD;; Najgore je sto ne znam vecinu reci Peppersa, tako da cu uskoro poceti da pevam ove cudne verzije :p

    Ovde ljudi vole da pevaju ‘Tasi tasi tanana’ uz Raining Blood od Slayer-a…

  14. Mira Buva on February 27, 2008 3:14 am

    Found it! Mozzarella butterflies:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWknDOqHiOY

    Finally!

  15. Sigg3 on March 14, 2008 1:23 am

    Here are a couple my friend Kornelius sent me:

    Yellow Ledbetter
    I wanna leave Bennigan’s
    <mumble>Make me fries..</mumble>

    Black
    And all our toddler was, hairy thang

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