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Spammers are the most creative people on Earth.

Posted in Humour, you IDIOT! on 02/26/2008 02:59 pm by Iva

The best piece of spam, ever.

This made my day when I woke up and checked my mail. Spammers’ creativity amazes me.

funny, Humour, you IDIOT!, spam, spammers

11 Comments

Emma
02/27/2008 at 12:45 pm

I get lots of spam like that, most on penis enlargement, I don’t they realise I’m a girl and have no need for a penis enlargement.
Mira Buva
02/27/2008 at 2:40 pm

I love those “get lucky tonight”
Victoria
02/27/2008 at 11:49 pm

That made me laugh – especially the bit which says “armed with our rods” – what, your fishing rods?!!
Sammy
02/28/2008 at 1:40 am

lol, thats hilarious I get those in my main site’s email every day, some of them are pretty amazing as far as spammer creativity goes, like the one I got this morning, “Travel worldwide to see nipples with your long and thick passport of extreme pleasure” something like that, lmao. God.
Kendra
03/01/2008 at 8:05 am

Eugh, I hate spam so much! I have a Gmail account, and I filter out all the dirty words, so I rarely get spam anymore.
Ashley
03/01/2008 at 8:54 am

I like it when they tell me how much bigger I can make my non-existent penis.
clarisa
03/01/2008 at 9:02 am

LMAO. I get spams similar to those, yea, it’s kinda funny.
Julie
03/02/2008 at 3:18 am

Heh, well that is pretty creative. I suppose. But still sucks to get as much spam as we get about certain body part enlargement. That we girls don’t even have heh.
Rika
03/02/2008 at 9:49 am

People sincerely want to make your night explosive and thrust forward with rods and things and stuffs and you say it’s spam. Silly you.

lollerskates
Alexandra
03/02/2008 at 11:28 am

I wish the spam I got was interesting like that! I’m stuck with steroids ‘for your sexy and powerfully toned muscles’ which could be slightly dirty, but the rest is updates on the new features of AutoCAD o_O
I’m jealous of your spam!
kasper
03/03/2008 at 5:16 pm

I can’t stand spammers. Good on you that you can look at the spammer’s plague with a sense of humour.