Time flies…
I’m 25 years young today. I was born on 03.03.1983, which probably makes me half-evil.
In Japan, from what I understood, this day is a holiday when dolls are displayed, a doll festival. Dolls are merely things, with no hearts and feelings and easy to break. When you think they’re the ugliest possible reflection of who you are, you smash therir heads and throw them away. But what if they are no dolls?
And this is what my friend Laura sent to me and I thought it was madly funny. Courtesy of I Can Has Cheezburger, of course:

I can think of three people who won’t wish me a happy birthday and one that always forgets it and remembers it either on 02nd or 04th March for some odd, odd reason. But that’s life.
03/04/2008 at 3:50 am
I know I already wished you a happy birthday, but it’s still your birthday here in Brazil (it’s 10:51pm here – must be 2:51am on 04/03 there!)!
Lots of love and hugs and kisses and many nice sugary things!
03/04/2008 at 8:33 am
A couple of hours late but… happy birthday darling! Hope you brought on the cake and dancer that pops out of them things lol.
03/04/2008 at 1:15 pm
I can has cheezbnurger rulez!!!!!
Evo, da ti pozelim jos jednom srecan rodjendan, iako sam cekala da budem prva koja ce to uciniti, preko meeeeeba, naravno!
Zelim ti lepu jfjfjfjfjf godinu
PS-Jesi li dobila lava? :p
03/04/2008 at 9:54 pm
I’m a couple of days late, but happy belated birthday!
03/06/2008 at 1:28 pm
Happy belated b-day,
babyIva!I was born the same year the Terminator was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor. Which makes you a whole lot older than me. Did you do anything on your special day?
03/06/2008 at 11:03 pm
Sorry it’s late, but I hope you had a great time!
03/07/2008 at 2:53 pm
When will you retire and leave the internet to us young’uns?
03/07/2008 at 7:34 pm
Sigg3, 25 IS young. On the other hand, I would not recommend leaving the internet to 13 year old webcam whores (not that you’re the one).
03/07/2008 at 10:35 pm
Gosh, I’ll be 25 soon too… a quarter of a century!! That kinda scares me. Happy Belated Birthday though
03/07/2008 at 11:40 pm
haha at least some ppl remember your bday.. My parents dont even remember it until a week later!
03/08/2008 at 5:06 am
Happy Belated Birthday!!! Better late than never, eh!?
03/10/2008 at 10:41 am
Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!
I’m the one who looks at the pooter date and goes “hmmmm… March tenth” and then suddenly remembers that she hasn’t mailed the card she has on the kitchen shelf with stamps and all. Will mail it today. Sheesh.. What a dumbass I can be.
Happy very belated birthday from the Owl that is Evil <3
03/10/2008 at 3:52 pm
Happy very belated Birthday!!!!
I’m late… sorry sorry. But I hope you’ve had a great birthday.
03/19/2008 at 7:31 am
Happy belated birthday =)
Y’know, that doll thing is pretty interesting. You got me curious so I went and googled it and found out that the holiday originated from a Chinese custom where people get rid of bad fortune by “transferring” it to a doll and tossing the doll in a river o_O I personally think dolls are creepy. I hear the word and I associate it with Chucky or voodoo dolls, haha.
03/24/2008 at 4:20 am
Happy belated birthday Iva!
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