The Good, The Bad, The 2007

OK, time for a super-boring post, a look back at 2007 for the first and last time, as even such an odd year deserves it. It was weird, from the very beginning. So, I’m glad it’s over, both according to the Gregorian and Julian calendar now. Bye-bye, so long, won’t miss you, FU.

The highlight of 2007 would probably be work and money, which is remarkably sad, but so good at the same time, as money might not buy someone happiness, but it sure makes people munch on ego waffles a bit more. Actually, that’s the only thing that matters there, the proof of achievement, just like when you’re winning awards in school.

The other highlight would be a delayed text message from one of my closest friends waking me up at the start of the second half of the year. My reaction to it was very similar to this webpage. That’s how good it was, yes. And whatever it was, it completely changes my negative outlook to life and its mysteries. Also, it made me think about my intuition, a part of me the existance of which I’d never wanted to admit before. Apparently, 2007 found me in a director’s chair, writing a rather strange script and then looking at it all actually happen, astonished, puzzled and, in many ways, confused. I learnt that I can predict things even through nonsense poems I was writing when I was fifteen. And I’m not talking only about the thing in the text message, I’m talking about a bunch of other things, but they all revolve around the same subject. I guess I should look for a parapsychologist to explain me what on Earth am I about, as I don’t know it myself.

Oooh, yes, Invisible Movement hits 500 000 in 2007. 400 000 and 600 000 as well, but those numbers are not as sexy as 500 000. Milestones are cool, aren’t they?

Other cool things would be one more trip to Gyula; RHCP at Green Fest (duh!), also seeing Rolling Stones, Muse and Buena Vista Social club live, being a spectator at the benefit where Ana Ivanović, Novak Đoković, Jelena Janković and Janko Tipsarević were gathering money for children and…so on.

Either way, because Mira will love it and because it’s kinda fitting in this particular moment:

Saw things
Clearer
Once you, were in my…
Rearviewmirror…

Now I can officially enjoy 2008, unless I should wait for the Chinese New Year to pass as well?

Paprika-porn!

Since my website comes in all those amazingly porn-related searches that I mentioned a few weeks ago, I thought I’d give the audience what they demand, so here is some vegetable porn….paprika-porn, to be precise This thing popped up from a paprika at the breakfast the other day and my dad and I wanted to show it to everyone because we’re easily amused, but my mom put it in a stew.

Some amazing paprika-porn: right here, right now, only on squirrelism.net!

In the end, she was the one who came across it at the dinner table and she was screaming at dad to get it out of her plate, because she didn’t want to eat paprika testicles and a paprika penis. There you go, all the porn lovers who come to this site must be delighted now.

Don’t you just LOVE nature?

Happy New Year!

There’s a certain vibe in the air. Happy New Year to you and happy err… fourth anniversary to me, I guess I’ve graduated from whateverthismay be after four years? Am I a bachelor or a master now?:)

In 2008 I resolve to freakin’ update this thing more often, like I used to. 2007 and the most of the 2006 have killed it a bit and I know I can do better than that. I sure do.

Umm…yes, a Monday and a Tuesday?

Two boring days are ahead of me and it’s the same every year. People laugh when I say that 24th and 25th December are the days made-in-heaven when it comes to maintenance on this site, Invisible Movement and the Serbian Lush site. And seriously, that’s what I’m going to be occupied with the next two days, apart from remembering to wish my friends a merry Christmas.

I doubt I’d ever explained this on this domain, so here I go again: please, do not wish me a merry Christmas. I’m Serbian. Serbia is a Christian country (though I’d state this because someone asked me if “I’m not dating because Muslim rules don’t allow that”), but our church is going with Greek old calendarists, Jerusalem Orthodox church, Russian, Ukrainian and Georgian Orthodox churches, as well as some noncanonised churches such as Montenegrin and Macedonian. In terms of religion, we never accepted the Gregorian calendar, according to which Christmas is celebrated on 25th December. And we might not accept it in future either, as we’re sticking with those “big names”.

According to Julian calendar, the name of which obviously comes from Julius Caesar, has been abandoned in all countries of the world in terms of real-life, but is still used in the above mentioned churches. The other Orthodox churches are using a Revised Julian calendar, the solar part of which is indentical to the one of Gregorian calendar. Ironically, although it was a Serbian scientist, Milutin Milanković, who proposed it; the Revised Julian calendar was rejected by Serbian Orthodox Church.

So, if you really want to wish me a merry Christmas, come back on 07th January 2008, because that’s when we’re celebrating it. As for Easter…that’s a whole new story.