Come to think…what was I thinking?

Sometimes I wonder what on earth was I thinking when I’d whipped out the database hosting my old blog. As far as I can remember, there was someone who offered me to transfer it to the new webspace, but I had dial-up at home, I probably thought I’m never going to regret it, it was March 2006 aka Iva’s month of panic for almost no reason (let’s skip that story as it’s even offensive considering what holiday is coming up for my western Christiain friends!) and I was fed up with my mood swings in 2004 and 2005; especially May 2005 when the good things and bad things were rotating as if two different people were blogging.

Now I’m looking those old entries up. And I am going to recover them, oh yes I will. I even want to write a story on what supersonicsquirrel.net was like, how many people I was hosting. I think I had more than 30 hostees overall. God, I had so much free time, today I wouldn’t be able to handle it! Back then it was like a freakin’ train station and some of them never even managed to actually finish their websites and put them online, some others disappeared without a trace, a couple were not even responding to my emails about still being alive.

Before I do all of that and much more, I have found the oldest entry [minus the test one], written in November 2002. Back then, there was a meme called What if…, founded by some German girl whose name I do not even remember. And I actually made a public blog solely to present my answers to that one. The girl was posting a different question from a book she read once a week and then she was looking up people’s answers. Below the cut you’ll find my answers and the dates I replied. In my next post, I will try to reply all of these questions, five years later and it will be funny to compare them and see how much I’d changed, even though the base of me, the core is still the same.

It was NOT long ago, but the way this world is speeding up, it needs a ticket and we all need to stop and smell the roses.

It was 2002. Many things were heading towards a beautiful happy ending, solely to crash like Titanic soon after. Queen mom died, Maria Naumova won the ESC, mobile phones rarely had colour screens, iPods were resembling small tanks, Brazil won the world cup, central Europe was affected by the biggest floods in the recent times and Switzerland joined United Nations.

I was nineteen years old. I had no major goals in life other than finishing university (not knowing I’ll remain stuck in the class year I entered at that time) and publishing something, someday, not even knowing what and when. Today I have so many goals that I could easily beat Juste Fontaine’s record on the 1958 world cup.

And, before you get scared of it: read the paragraphs above again and again and one more time.

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This website comes up in worst Google searches ever.

Last night I flicked through the first hundred pages of my visitor logs on this domain, hoping to see some interesting keywords; as I often get the darndest ones on my John Frusciante unofficial website, Invisible Movement… such as “pornololitas”, “sex with john frusciante”, “sun movement in a year”, “famous glasgow bloopers”, “marshall major clones”, “way of making sure you stay in touch with beauty” and “anthony kiedis cock size”.

To my surprise, squirrelism.net BEATS invisible-movement.net when it comes to bizzare search results. Here’s the list of the weirdest ones in last couple of months. And it appears than the most of them would be much more suitable for a site one can’t enter without paying. O_O

moaning myrtle having sex
creepy brushes for photoshop 7.0
do they celebrate christmas in belgrade, serbia
gxgqrgy
jasmin wagner feet
creepy websites
barely dressed moms
videos of people tickling people
pedophyle sex film
voldemort and bellatrix had sex?
miss roberta new year’s eve 2007
rika nozomi last christmas
nude harry women
harry having sex with molly
hermione having sex with harry potter
broken mirror jinx
girls showing buttcracks
gay fox day
photos of nude danielle brisebois
cute squirrel will you be my friend
creepy skeleton girl broken mirror
harry potter and ginny having sex
life with iva blog
i’m 24 year old, bright and pretty 2nd year student
tonks nude - harry potter
how to make eurovision scoreboards free
pictures of harry potter having sex with moaning myrtle
girl with three buttcracks
ron and hermione actually were having sex
harry potter having sex with hermione kissing in bed all naked
worse websites
how to say shemale in different languages
i love juicy laptop
personal nude blogs
lucy diakovska exposed
catalan shemale
hari poter pies descalzos
john frusciante bisexual
net cet in physical education
ruslana underpants
life after iva
hyperactive parakeet
messy clown girls
red lost me dices. com schedule june
eurovision 2007 dresed like in the 80
mc stojan-bicuj me stojane song
squirrelism a religion
today’s random acts of nudity
ugly fat english singer
country song lyrics- on day one i bumped into her
formula as luna august 2007
bitching about the heat
any girls want to exchange msn?
the flaca is mad
how to get on websites that are blocked and have sex
wasn’t wearing underpants
all time low song lyrics to dear maria first cut

So…according to internet, this creepy website is a place where people come to see Harry Potter p0rn, nude women, nude Harry Potter women who are possibly, guess what, having sex with, shemales and ugly fat English singers. I have no idea how these come up, as I have never written a Harry Potter fan fiction in my whole life, nor I’m intending to and…even if I was interested in that, I doubt it would be porn and I doubt it would involve a dead 13-year-old girl or a huge red-haired woman who gave birth to six children. If I was really writing porn, it would have to be imaginative, even better than Mr. Bean in Paris.

I am actually amused that I’m not the only person who made the gay fox day spelling mistake [link]. Either that or there really is a Gay Fox Day, when we’re supposed to acknowledge homosexual foxes.

On the other side, I’m not amused that so many people want to know if John Frusciante is bisexual (and I have no idea how this website and not Invisible Movement where I do have some old, old article where he spoke about bisexuality comes up as a result in such a search); as those keywords appeared at least twenty times on the first hundred pages of counter stats. From what I’ve seen in real life being an arm-length away from him, he seems pretty much heterosexual

I expect to see even more interesting keywords after I’ve listed them all here, seriously. Perhaps “hyperactive gay fox” “lucy diakovska having sex with moaning myrtle”, “mc stojan married a catalan shemale”, “pedophyles drink i love juicy”, “gxgqrgy and broken mirror”…?

Oh well, as long as they don’t come up with something extremely imaginative such as john frusciante having sex with molly weasley or iva wearing ruslana’s underpants, I guess I’m fine.

Love,
Myrtle - ugly fat hyperactive English parakeet with three buttcracks

New theme, at last!

I spent about 24 hours drawing, making and coding this one. Macromedia Fireworks and Notepad, as usual. And, of course, the one and only Wordpress. Then I put it up and an error popped up in Firefox 2.x. and IE 6.x and all versions of Opera. It was only working properly in IE7. Two people were trying to help me and, in the end, it turned out it would work in Firefox after two footer layers are merged into just one and after clarification of the famous IE6 bug with layers that have a left margin, it now works in IE6 as well as Opera 8 and 9. I have no idea how it looks in e.g. Opera 7 and below and IE 5.5 and below. If anyone’s using any of those browsers, they’re living under a rock, anyway.

I do mean to tweak the whole site a bit more and actually add navigation where it’s meant to be (there indeed is a navbar, but there are not any links on it, I’m afraid…); as well as fix the comments pages and add some plugins so I could play with them.

Either way, what do you think about this Squirrel Pad theme? I am quite pleased and I’m glad I let my imagination explode, in a positive way.

Yahoocracy?!

Last night I had to register an additional FlickR account to put up some of the artistic photos of Lush Christmas products that I’d taken earlier in the day. Yahoo prompted me to register a new ID, as one obviously can’t link two FlickR accounts to one. I noticed that Serbia and Montenegro were not separated on their provided list of countries, so I selected Serbia & Montenegro and…

…the result was that I had to lie that I’m from Macedonia, because their system was refusing to register me otherwise!

I do not know if they’d ever respond to my email, but this is sure a matter worth complaining about. Not only that they did not update the list, but they also don’t let me be from the country that I was from prior to the split in May 2006. Many sites still list Serbia & Montenegro together (and I have no problem with it), some other list Yugoslavia (I do have a problem with it because if there was one more US state they’d rush to add it and they couldn’t have updated this one ever since early 2003!); but whatever is they list, I am allowed to register when I select it. This is highly bizzare!

Oh yes, and MyBlogLog was giving me a MySQL error when I was trying to update my information. But this is worse.