Spammers are the most creative people on Earth.

This made my day when I woke up and checked my mail. Spammers’ creativity amazes me.

Heathen frog bought a road, like buttered fries!

No, I’m definitely not on drugs. I perfectly know what I wrote. 15th February is a public holiday in this country and, for the following reasons, I declare it invalid:

1. I have no idea what the area of this country is. It’s OK, no one knows.
2. I have no idea what the population of this country is. It’s OK, no one knows.
3. I have no idea how big this country will be in one week. It’s OK, no one knows.

So, therefore I pronounce 15th February to be…the world’s anual misheard lyrics day! And, this was inspired by Mira’s neverending search for mozzarella butterflies.

The first song to research in this action would be Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit. Ever since the days Weird Al Yanković realised that it’s hard to bargle nawdl zouss with all those marbles in my mouth, there have been multiple variations to the theme. Us people from Balkans tend to think that second to last a denial in the song is actually ‘ladim jaja which would literally mean I’m cooling down my balls. However, whoever did this had much more on their mind than just that one harmless misunderstood line:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI]

If you’re up for some evil gnomes, if you want to know why the jelly can’t kick its other father, then…continue reading.

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Paprika-porn!

Since my website comes in all those amazingly porn-related searches that I mentioned a few weeks ago, I thought I’d give the audience what they demand, so here is some vegetable porn….paprika-porn, to be precise This thing popped up from a paprika at the breakfast the other day and my dad and I wanted to show it to everyone because we’re easily amused, but my mom put it in a stew.

Some amazing paprika-porn: right here, right now, only on squirrelism.net!

In the end, she was the one who came across it at the dinner table and she was screaming at dad to get it out of her plate, because she didn’t want to eat paprika testicles and a paprika penis. There you go, all the porn lovers who come to this site must be delighted now.

Don’t you just LOVE nature?