Posted in Humour, you IDIOT! on 10/08/2008 01:06 pm by Iva
What if the spammers are right?
Every time my Microsoft Outlook rings, I know that I have a new email message. Recently, 80% of them are the same.
So, even though I’m obviously female, as they brainwashed me by mentioning my “fishing rod”, “little guy” et cetera way too often; I realised that they MIGHT BE RIGHT. So, it took me a while to find a way to measure something that obviously does not exist.
I used this handy online tool to measure the size of my p3n15. It turns out that my non-existing manhood is 11.5 cm. So, perhaps the spammers are right. I do need v14gr4. Darn, huh?
Either way, I will have to look out for Secret, scrotum-kicking Hungarians that come out of nowhere in the dark.
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Posted in Humour, you IDIOT! on 02/26/2008 02:59 pm by Iva
This made my day when I woke up and checked my mail. Spammers’ creativity amazes me.
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Posted in Bitching on 01/25/2008 07:18 pm by Iva
In my previous post, I said that I prefer Facebook to MySpace. However, just like I said, there are good sides to MySpace…
…and bad sides to Facebook. Like, really bad. And I saw it coming. A couple of months ago, I sat down to read a bunch of articles on the site’s history from ’round the blogosphere and, having learned how the applications system works, my first thought was: Shit, internet advertisers, horrible typers and “modern women” stereotype are going to mess it up, it’s just the matter of time!
Of course, I was right. And this is not going to be nice. Seriously, if you can’t stand it, go to Disney and enjoy virtual preps who, among others, made the women the mediocre figures so many of them are today – the way-too-sexy cartoon girls such as Jasmine, Hercules chicks and whateverthechicksinothermovieswere. They’re cartoons. I doubt Walt Disney would’ve loved them if he was fortunate to live longer than sixty-three years. Weren’t Aurora, Cinderella and Snow White the true romantic princesses, sacrificing everything for their ideals? At least, their spirit lives through Belle, who would be my favourite; and who’s the best ever because she was an intellectual, the one who cared about her family and the one whose love was not seeing colours, forms, firm principles et cetera.
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