Everything Something.

Everything Something. EVERYTHING SOMETHING. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g.

Isn’t it the stupidest and most illogical phrase you have ever read? Well, it’s one of the trend catchphrases in my country. I asked people who the heck came up with that and the answers were:

“Well, damn, where do you live? I believe this phrase has been in use since forever. And come to my place, I have to show you everything something!”

“Hahaha, you really hate slang, don’t you? Now I have to leave you, I have everything something to do.”

“You’re absolutely isolated from everything something around yourself!”

“How dare you to get involved with everything something in my life?

I feel sorry for these people. Especially for the fact that they hear someone say something as remarkably stupid and pointless as this and the next day, twenty more people are talking like that. If the person who blurted it out was famous, the number is more likely to be 2000. Sad. Pathetic.

This was my first mockery entry. I hope you liked it. Now I have to think of the everything something to add to my website.