I should change my name to Narcisa

This one is about quizzes as well, but smart ones. For the one with STUPID quizzes, visit yesterday’s entry.. Ktnxbai.

I’ve been solving some Phd-certified and similar (reliable) personality quizzes for a while, as well as those about right partners and other stuff…and I keep on getting my star sign and my personality type. I think I know what it means: I’m actually narcissistic and deep in love with myself.

There was that episode of Gusztav (he might be known to you who live far away from Hungary as Gustavus…and, if you have never heard of him, your personal culture is at a rather low level :p) where he was dating a bunch of girls and no girl was right for him. In the end, he ends up at a some place where a supercomputer is taking lists of what’s good about a human of opposite sex from people and generates a photorobot of that person’s ideal partner. Some old woman got an old man, a little girl got some handsome actor and then Gusztav put his paper in the computer. The machine was working hard, really hard and guess what popped out of the printer case? A doodle of angrzy Gusztav’s face. I bet the same would happen to me as well. Even though I love all of the people dear to me, I think I would only have a future with a clone of myself. Then again, that is strange, because I’m straight and not only that I wouldn’t experiment with a girl, I totally despise everything they do and my best girlfriends are either tomboys on the outside or tomboys at heart. Oh yes, 2/4 of my closest offline friends get the same results in these tests, as well as an online friend whom I consider to be the ying to my yang and the most daring person in the known universe. Another very close online friend has an INFJ/INTJ doublet. And my mother as well.

The usual thing happened with the tests for which Natalia gave me the links. So, from now on, you can call me Narcissa. O_O Narcisa would be spelling here, actually. Isobel would be good too, like in that Bjork’s song where she’s married to herself, but I used to know a girl called Isobel and she was pretty much a person I would never want to be associated to. So, I’m Narcisa and I’ll marry myself when I’ve turned 30 in 2013 or something like that:) I think there’s such a moment with The Red Guy in the Comet! episode of Cow & Chicken anyway.

So, here are my amazing test scores. Me ♥ me.

My score on The Quick and Dirty Personality Test:
INFJ - the counselor
(Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 12% Observant, 6% Logical and 50% Structured)

“Your type is best summed up by the word “counselor”, which belongs to the larger group of idealists. Only 2% of the population share your type. You are so empathic that you often know what others need before they know themselves. You are a complex person who can deal with complicated issues and people, almost prefer to, as you love problem solving. You can be something of an idealist or perfectionist, and should try to take yourself a little less seriously.
You are a supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging your mate to have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because you are so creative, you have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those goals. You need harmony so much that you are driven to resolve conflict quickly, as long as the terms don’t violate your ethics. You feel the most appreciated when your partner admires your creativity, trusts your inspirations, and respects your values. It is also vitally important that your partner be open and emotionally available - in other words, that they be willing to share themselves completely.
Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: INFJ

My score on The Best Personality Type for You Test:
INFJ - The Counselor
(You scored 25 I versus E, 20 N versus S, 40 F versus T, and 60 J versus P!)

“Your ideal romantic partner is known as the counselor. This type makes a supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging their mates to have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because they are so creative, they have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those goals. They need harmony so much that they are driven to resolve conflict quickly, as long as the terms don’t violate their strong ethics. They feel the most appreciated when their partners admire their creativity, trust their inspirations, and respect their values. It is also vitally important that their partners be open and emotionally available - in other words, that they be willing to share themselves completely.
The group summary: idealists (NF)
The type summary: INFJ

Everything Something.

Everything Something. EVERYTHING SOMETHING. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g.

Isn’t it the stupidest and most illogical phrase you have ever read? Well, it’s one of the trend catchphrases in my country. I asked people who the heck came up with that and the answers were:

“Well, damn, where do you live? I believe this phrase has been in use since forever. And come to my place, I have to show you everything something!”

“Hahaha, you really hate slang, don’t you? Now I have to leave you, I have everything something to do.”

“You’re absolutely isolated from everything something around yourself!”

“How dare you to get involved with everything something in my life?

I feel sorry for these people. Especially for the fact that they hear someone say something as remarkably stupid and pointless as this and the next day, twenty more people are talking like that. If the person who blurted it out was famous, the number is more likely to be 2000. Sad. Pathetic.

This was my first mockery entry. I hope you liked it. Now I have to think of the everything something to add to my website.