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Meow you!

Meow, it’s February, the month where cats need to buy packs of Grand Tom, the cats’ condoms, with scent of Jerry and taste of Mickey. In other words: there will be hardcore soft catpornography everywhere.

First of all, I guess you saw this coming, but HA-HA! What goes around, comes around. But it’s weird that it happened less than two days after I’ve written my über-angry entry. In ya face, Yahoo! Or am I stealing their author rights because I used an exlamation mark?

It’s the time to look back at January 2008. Oh my, what a month! What a, what a great, amazing month, what a good start to what’s hopefully going to be an OK, trouble-free year (the last of which is pretty much needed, as every year from 2004 on was too turbulent and too stressful). Let’s just say that it was my best month from April 2004 on, with the honourable exception of December 2006, the brightest star that’s ever existed on my sky map.

The only things I didn’t like this month are related to three of my friends: B, L. and partly *. Lack of correspondence with them has been annoying and I love all three of them.

Oh yes, I also don’t like noticing that all the fat went to the space under my waist and above my hips and realising that I’ll have to do some exercise to get rid of that as it looks funny, given that the rest of me is in OK shape. But then again, Jennifer Love-Hewitt is a proof that one can look OK with a wee bit of extra-weight on one single body part.

If I don’t talk about those two things and politics, where I hope things will be fine, everything else about January was like sailing on a peaceful sea after getting used to a living in a storm. From the New Year’s Eve and how we got into the year by symbolically watching the event that defined 2007 on TV, until my slava yesterday, I don’t have to complain about anything. But mostly, it’s about babies.

Two of my online friends had babies in January 2008. Inge gave birth to Axl and Trish gave birth to Ian. Two of my real-life friends, people I basically grew up with, a girl who was like my older sister at some point and the girlfriend of her brother who was also like my older brother are expecting babies in May and June. The girl’s baby will be a baby boy and the gender of the other one is unknown as of yet, but I hope it’s a girl. Imagine how amazing it would be, especially considering that both of the new families together with grandparents are living in one big, big house next door. My cousin’s wife will give birth to their third child in July, as well and I hope it will be a baby boy because she already has twin girls.

The highlight of the month would, however, be my weekend with Sombor, spent with my amazing friend Maja and her wonderful mother and cute little brother; hanging out with and seeing the concert of our friend Robert’s band, Wicked Coffee Shoppers. We had such a good time. I hope it repeats, many times. Then there are of course the evenings spent at Milica’s place in Železnik, with her cat, Njušković purring next to us, and early afternoons with Mira, living part in early 90s and part in now; which lead to re-discovering my responsibility and neatness of the past through someone who was like that all their life long. It’s simple: I figured out that, by putting myself together and (trying to) being neat and organised, I could be less stressed, more helpful and have more time for things that really matter. But I won’t be overdoing it. ^_^

For February 2008, I have a lot of hopes. I want to push some work-related projects forward, start studying because this uni won’t finish itself someday (although I’d love it), attend a work excursion and…there’s probably more, but hey, it’s been a good start to 2008. I also want to solve things with *, L and B, though something tells me that * and L are not angry or wanting to forget me, just in lurve. Speaking of that, perhaps I should send them Valentine’s Day cards?

I want to spend as much time as possible with my girls, and that includes my fourth close friend, Sofija (known for weird schedule) as well. So, guess I’ll be trying to wake up earlier in future. I’d also love to hang out with my friend Goran a bit more, as long as his new GF isn’t jealous of his friends.

I will post an extended version of this story onto my LiveJournal, if I get a chance.

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Happy New Year!

There’s a certain vibe in the air. Happy New Year to you and happy err… fourth anniversary to me, I guess I’ve graduated from whateverthismay be after four years? Am I a bachelor or a master now?:)

In 2008 I resolve to freakin’ update this thing more often, like I used to. 2007 and the most of the 2006 have killed it a bit and I know I can do better than that. I sure do.

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This website comes up in worst Google searches ever.

Last night I flicked through the first hundred pages of my visitor logs on this domain, hoping to see some interesting keywords; as I often get the darndest ones on my John Frusciante unofficial website, Invisible Movement… such as “pornololitas”, “sex with john frusciante”, “sun movement in a year”, “famous glasgow bloopers”, “marshall major clones”, “way of making sure you stay in touch with beauty” and “anthony kiedis cock size”.

To my surprise, squirrelism.net BEATS invisible-movement.net when it comes to bizzare search results. Here’s the list of the weirdest ones in last couple of months. And it appears than the most of them would be much more suitable for a site one can’t enter without paying. O_O

moaning myrtle having sex
creepy brushes for photoshop 7.0
do they celebrate christmas in belgrade, serbia
gxgqrgy
jasmin wagner feet
creepy websites
barely dressed moms
videos of people tickling people
pedophyle sex film
voldemort and bellatrix had sex?
miss roberta new year’s eve 2007
rika nozomi last christmas
nude harry women
harry having sex with molly
hermione having sex with harry potter
broken mirror jinx
girls showing buttcracks
gay fox day
photos of nude danielle brisebois
cute squirrel will you be my friend
creepy skeleton girl broken mirror
harry potter and ginny having sex
life with iva blog
i’m 24 year old, bright and pretty 2nd year student
tonks nude - harry potter
how to make eurovision scoreboards free
pictures of harry potter having sex with moaning myrtle
girl with three buttcracks
ron and hermione actually were having sex
harry potter having sex with hermione kissing in bed all naked
worse websites
how to say shemale in different languages
i love juicy laptop
personal nude blogs
lucy diakovska exposed
catalan shemale
hari poter pies descalzos
john frusciante bisexual
net cet in physical education
ruslana underpants
life after iva
hyperactive parakeet
messy clown girls
red lost me dices. com schedule june
eurovision 2007 dresed like in the 80
mc stojan-bicuj me stojane song
squirrelism a religion
today’s random acts of nudity
ugly fat english singer
country song lyrics- on day one i bumped into her
formula as luna august 2007
bitching about the heat
any girls want to exchange msn?
the flaca is mad
how to get on websites that are blocked and have sex
wasn’t wearing underpants
all time low song lyrics to dear maria first cut

So…according to internet, this creepy website is a place where people come to see Harry Potter p0rn, nude women, nude Harry Potter women who are possibly, guess what, having sex with, shemales and ugly fat English singers. I have no idea how these come up, as I have never written a Harry Potter fan fiction in my whole life, nor I’m intending to and…even if I was interested in that, I doubt it would be porn and I doubt it would involve a dead 13-year-old girl or a huge red-haired woman who gave birth to six children. If I was really writing porn, it would have to be imaginative, even better than Mr. Bean in Paris.

I am actually amused that I’m not the only person who made the gay fox day spelling mistake [link]. Either that or there really is a Gay Fox Day, when we’re supposed to acknowledge homosexual foxes.

On the other side, I’m not amused that so many people want to know if John Frusciante is bisexual (and I have no idea how this website and not Invisible Movement where I do have some old, old article where he spoke about bisexuality comes up as a result in such a search); as those keywords appeared at least twenty times on the first hundred pages of counter stats. From what I’ve seen in real life being an arm-length away from him, he seems pretty much heterosexual ;)

I expect to see even more interesting keywords after I’ve listed them all here, seriously. Perhaps “hyperactive gay fox” “lucy diakovska having sex with moaning myrtle”, “mc stojan married a catalan shemale”, “pedophyles drink i love juicy”, “gxgqrgy and broken mirror”…?

Oh well, as long as they don’t come up with something extremely imaginative such as john frusciante having sex with molly weasley or iva wearing ruslana’s underpants, I guess I’m fine.

Love,
Myrtle - ugly fat hyperactive English parakeet with three buttcracks

Alles en nog wat!

I feel the world is coming to an end.

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My dad is READING A BOOK!

The world is also coming to an end because 28th November is such a lame, loser date. But everything will be OK on 29th.

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An update! Happy?

I hate blogging. If I wasn’t obliged to blog on this website, I’d never blog again. Never. All I want to do is to hide and disappear. Buteveryone wanted me to update. I basically wanted to redesign and reorganise the site a bit before I do anything else, it’s not like anyone is actually visiting this website (or not as much as I’d love them to, anyway) and I don’t like being average in anything, I prefer being either the best or the worst, so I don’t think I felt like updating. Oh yes, and I had 5 different drafts of what I wanted to post here, it’s just that I never managed to turn any of them into an actual post. So, I’ll try to connect ‘em with duct tape and superglue and see if it makes sense. It probably doesn’t, but who cares?

My personality changed over the years *le gasp*
…either that, or I didn’t calculate my results properly on the tests I did after the one Heidi sent me back in 2000, when Tickle was still known as Emode. I thought that, as Travis say in their song Why Does it Always Rain On Me?, I lied when I was seventeen years old. But, apparently that is not true. The first time I solved a personality test, I was an INFJ. Each time after that, from, let’s say, 2001 to 2006, I would have been INFP. Now I’m an INFJ again. And I like that type. I like the J in it, I have to judge everything, I gain pleasure from judging and critique, so I am proud that my personality type is called The Critic.

Fanlistings
New: Elisabeth of Bavaria, empress of Austria, Calítoe and one more to come.
Revamped: Alfred J. Kwak, Beograd, bridges (OK, somewhat revamped), Danube river.

More revamps to come as well.

I owe some people emails on running the fanlistings I lost with them and/or giving them the members list. Sorry, I’m slow and confused. All the time.

I won’t rant about what I think of some certain people on TFL, but I simply wish all the staff members could be like Adrienne. She’s the best ever. A human, for a change.

RHCP world tour is over
…and I’m already missing it as it was wonderful searching for material for Invisible Movement after each show, looking for video and audio of intro and outro jams and whatever song dear John sang on his own. There’s one difference from the previous tour, though. I actually went to some concerts. Three of them, even. Three shows, three front rows, three unforgettable experiences. And the second one was perfect, simply perfect. I should seriously write about it sometime. And go to more shows and score more front rows on the next tour. It’s nice to be able to see John mess with his complicated pile of effect pedals, etc. Oh …there are three more guys in the band? Thanks, I’m always forgetting that.

Squirrelism.net extravaganza
In future, expect rants against women, men, the world, MySpace (that one’s not going to be coated in sacharine, y’know?), fanclubs, things and stuff.

And that’s it, really.